Little Jonny short jokes

Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: “How did such a thing happen?”

Johnny: “It’s that damn neighbour girl, Susie.

Her braces are too darned sharp.”

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

Little Johnny replied: “They couldn’t get a baby sitter.”

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Little Johnny: “Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?”

Mum: “No it doesn’t my son.”

Little Johnny: “Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed …”

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Little Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school.

One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!”

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One response to “Little Jonny short jokes

  1. Rather than doing good and usual attempts that most of other pupils take an easiest else way chosen by this smart Johnny to try. Asking for his teacher’s understanding, partly, by giving some kind of intimidation, in one.

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