Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I’ve got a belly ache.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jamal!
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You’re the prettiest of them all.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

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