One day, Moishe went to the doctor and the doctor said that he had 10 days to 2 weeks left to live.
Moishe said, ‘Dr. I’ve done good things all my life.
All I ever wanted was to win the lottery, just once!’
The doctor said, ‘Sorry Moishe, you’re gonna die.’
So Moishe went to his church and prayed.
He said, ‘God, all I ever wanted was to win the lottery, Just once.’
The ceiling opened up and a light shined down upon Moishe and a deep booming voice said, ‘Moishe, try buying a ticket.’