Holy lottery ticket

One day, Moishe went to the doctor and the doctor said that he had 10 days to 2 weeks left to live.

Moishe said, ‘Dr. I’ve done good things all my life.

All I ever wanted was to win the lottery, just once!’

The doctor said, ‘Sorry Moishe, you’re gonna die.’

So Moishe went to his church and prayed.

He said, ‘God, all I ever wanted was to win the lottery, Just once.’

The ceiling opened up and a light shined down upon Moishe and a deep booming voice said, ‘Moishe, try buying a ticket.’

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