What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oil.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton’s toes.
What’s a diaphragm?
A trampoline for dickheads.
What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitute meat.
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
What’s the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes.
What’s the the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.