One liners

What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oil.

How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton’s toes.

What’s a diaphragm?
A trampoline for dickheads.

What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitute meat.

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.

What’s the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes.

What’s the the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.

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