You being black

As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air.

She then folded her arms and huffed, “You never make the first move.”

“Jesus!” I said as I rolled my eyes. “Every night it’s the same thing.”

“Well you don’t!” she moaned.

“It’s always me and quite frankly I’m fed up with it.

And before you start, it’s nothing to do with you being black.”

“It is,” I said.

“No, it isn’t,” she said.

“You know what?” I said as I jumped out of the bed. “You can stick the fucking chessboard up your arse.”

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2 responses to “You being black

  1. A guy in a car s getting a blow job, the car windows are all steamed up and a patrol policeman knocks the window and asks the guy “What is going on here”?
    ” were only necking” replied the guy
    ” well put your neck back in your trousers and fu*k of home ”
    Replies the cop

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