A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” replies the little girl.
“Well,” says the policeman, “tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her $5.
The girl looks up at the policeman and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”
The policeman chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”
“Well,” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the ass goes on the back of the horse and not on top of it.”