I believe in The Prophet Muhammad

From now on, I believe in The Prophet Muhammad …

I decided to go to the local Mosque for the first time, to see what it
was all about.

I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
“By the will of Allah and the Prophet Muhammad, you will walk today.”

I told him I was not paralyzed, I only had a small bunion on my left foot.

He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly
repeated his mantra; “You will walk this day”.

Once again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After prayers I stepped outside — and fuck me — my car was gone!

 

Left by  eaf143

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