riddled with guilt

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..

I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around.

In fact, I have probably been getting more than you.

I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead.

A few moments later a second text came in “Sorry Bob, bloody ‘Spell Check.’

The second sentence should have said! “WiFi!”

Left by eaf143

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