One liner jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.

What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte

What is a dentist’s office?
A filling station

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
“You have a hole in one. ”

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal!

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
Dracula’s dentist

Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
The dentist

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