One liner jokes

Who was the worlds first carpenter?
Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.

Why did the sponge go to church?
Because it was holy!

Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible?
He floated his stock while everybody else was being liquidated.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.

What do you call Pope Benedict XVI after his last day?
Ex Benedict.

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple,
What would she do for a Klondike bar?

How can you tell if you’re in a gay church?
Only half the congregation is kneeling.

What do you call a detective from the reformation?
Martin Sleuther

Why can’t Anglicans play chess?
Because they can’t tell a Bishop from a Queen.

Why did the priest giggle?
Mass hysteria!

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