The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?”
Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy”.
“I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father.
“Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50
And I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says.
“Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!”
Miss Rogers says, “All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?”
Sarah says, “Mas-tur-bate.”
Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, Sarah, that’s a mouthful.”
Sarah says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.”