overweight blonde

A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day.
And repeat for two weeks and you’ll lose at least five pounds.

” When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
The doctor exclaims, “That’s amazing!
Did you follow my diet?” The blonde nods.
“I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!”

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