Why it’s better to be a Woman!
We got off the Titanic first.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.