I was standing at the bar in Dublin and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a Guinness.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the hell you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my fackin Guinness.”
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