Poor shepherd

A shepherd goes to a television programme.

A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, “What was the best day of your life?”

The shepherd answers, “Well…the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village’s square and everyone fucked it.”

A second man of the viewers asks him, “And the second best day of your life?”

And the shepherd, “Well…the second one was when in lost a sheep in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, I took it to the village’s square and everyone fucked it.”

So, after that, a third man of the viewers stand up and asks, “And the worse day of your life?.”

“The worse day of my life was when I got lost in Cuccureddu’s mountain…”

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