If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.