Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
Because everyone gets a turn.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.
What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.