Blonde one liner jokes

Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
Because everyone gets a turn.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An airbag.

How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.

What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

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