A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand.
He said, ” Preacher, I’ll tell you WHAT, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!”
The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use that kind of language in the Lord’s House.
The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!”
The preacher said, “No shit?”