Old man looking for love, joke.

Submitted by eaf143
I’m getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.

Some would even say I’m a little frayed around the edges….

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling
from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us.

All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at
my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought …….

“Wow, these taser guns are really worth the money!!”