An old man, Mr. Smith, resides in a nursing home.
One day he went to the nurses office and informed nurse Jones that his penis had died.
She realized that he was old and forgetful and decided to humour him, “It did? I’m sorry to hear that”, she replied.
Two days later Mr. Smith was walking down the halls of the nursing home with his penis hanging outside of his pants.
Nurse Jones saw him and said, “Mr. Smith! I thought you said your penis died!”
“It did”, he replied, “Today’s the viewing!”