Girl Getting Driver’s Liscense

There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn’t wait to get her driver’s liscense.

She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.

When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.

She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.

The father said, “Sure honey, but you’ll have to give me a blow-job first.”

Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.

As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said “Dad your dick tastes like shit”

Oh yea, her father replied, “I forgot, your brother’s got the car tonight.”

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