I’ve got it worst

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says “I’ve got the worst life, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwich”.

The piece of gum says “No, mine’s worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on”.

The penis says “No, by far I’ve gor the worst life… I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I’m shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups ’till I throw up!”

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