Start running, joke.

A lawyer and his brother were hunting.

A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.

The brother said “What should we do?”

The lawyer said “I’m gonna run for it.”

The brother said “You can’t outrun a mountain lion!”

The lawyer said “I don’t have to outrun HIM– I only have to outrun YOU.”

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