Two short jokes

Submitted by eaf143

Wife to husband ” You are always pushing me around and talking behind my back”

” So, You are in a wheelchair”

Husband and wife are in a pub and husband says ” I love you”

Wife ” is that you or the beer talking?”

Husband ” I was talking to the beer”

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