Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A. They don’t have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don’t stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.