An Arabian man and his friend were on an expedition across the desert, but he needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
“I just can’t seem to get my camel to drink any water,” he explained, “and it’s a long way to the next waterhole and I’m worried it’ll die of thirst if it doesn’t drink now.”
“O. K.,” said the other, “I’ll show you what to do.
Bring the camel over here and I’ll hold its head in the water.
Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that’ll draw the water up just fine.”
So the guy starts sucking as hard as he can, but there’s a problem:
“Hang on,” he says, coughing and spluttering, “the camel’s head must be too deep in the water, the mud’s started coming through.”