Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.
He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower.
He looks at her crotch and says, “ What’s that?”
She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower.
He says, “Mom I know what that is.
It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out.”