Blonde one liner jokes

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumour.

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry….

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they’re fucked!

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. “Way to go team!”

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.

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