cocktail stick

This old wino staggers into a bar and the barman immediately told him to get out.

The tramp said that he would only leave if the barman gave him a cocktail stick.

The barman, thinking this was a fair exchange, gladly gave the man a cocktail stick and watched him stagger back outside.

A minute later another old wino walked into the bar and got asked to leave by the barman.

This drunk also demanded a cocktail stick if he was to leave quietly.

There had been no trouble the first time so, once again, the barman obliged and the old drunk quietly left.

Soon after, a third wino came into the barman and without hesitation the barman offered him a cocktail stick to leave.

This time though the drunk turned him down and said he would only leave if the barman gave him a drinking straw.

Curiosity finally got the better of the barman and he asked the old drunk why he wanted a drinking straw when the other two drunks had asked for cocktail sticks.

The wino said “Well, someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone now!”

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