One foot.

A young girl takes her boyfriend, a wounded soldier, to meet her mum.

The two ladies go into the kitchen to talk.

“Eddy wants to marry me, but he’s only got one foot.”

Mum replies, “When I married your dad, one foot was big enough for any girl!”

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