Dirty Pirates

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour.

”There’s the plank for trouble makers.

There’s the deck that needs swabbing everyday.

And there’s the barrel for all you sexual needs.”

”Whatcha mean? my sexual needs?”

”Well, you stick your willy in the hole and you’ll be serviced, anytime you want, except for Wednesdays.”

”What happens on Wednesdays?”

”It’s your turn in the barrel…”


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