What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Cause it said concentrate.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many went down on the Titanic.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
The joystick is wet.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
What is a brunette between two blondes?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it
Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
She sold her car for it…