Cowboy Farts Dixie

A broke dirty Cowboy walks into a bar and says, “Gimme whiskey.”
The bartender says, “I’ll have to see your money first.”
“I’m broke, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I’ll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!”
The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.

The Cowboy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up on stage and the audience start applauding.
Then he drops his pants and the audience start cheering even louder.
Then, he proceeds to shit all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leave.

The bartender screams, “You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!”
And the Cowboy replies, “Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat before he sang!”

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