BOOKING 2 TICKETS AT DISCOUNTED PRICE

Would you like to sit down during your flight? Yes/No You have chosen yes £56
Would you like to sit down on the way back? Yes/No You have chosen yes £72
Would you like your legs to fit in the seating area with you? Yes/No You have chosen yes £82
Will you be wearing clothes on your holiday? Yes/No you have chosen yes
and you will therefore need bags to put them in £52
Do you have your own insurance? Yes/No you have chosen yes therefore the compulsory insurance will be discounted by 10% as our gift to you £64
Will you want insurance for your wife? Yes/No You have answered no, but you have to £64
YOU ARE HALF WAY TO BOOKING THE FLIGHT OF YOUR DREAMS!

Are you both taking golf clubs Yes/No You have answered yes £82
Will you both require the in flight meals? Yes/No You have answered yes £34
Will you require the use of the on-board toilets Yes/No You have answered yes £34
Will you be doing No 1 or No2s (Due to the data protection act we are not allowed to show the answer but we have noted your requirements and priced accordingly) £196
Would you like to give us a little bit more money under the guise of a green tax which
we will pretend it will help the environment? Yes/No You have unsurprisingly answered No. Fair enough
YOUR GRAND TOTAL £887
(NEARLY FINISHED!)
One final question Will you be paying with a card? Yes/No You have chosen yes £88:70
YOUR FINAL GRAND TOTAL £975:70
TOTAL BILL INCLUDING AIRPORT TAX £1073:70
Moving on to your Hotel will you be requiring beds ??

Advertisements

Thank you for likeing and commenting, why don't you follow and never miss a joke..

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s