What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
Because they have blond boyfriends
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Their both empty from the neck up
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Get’em on their back and their both fucked.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blow job with handlebars
What do you call a blond with a brain?
A golden retriever.
What do you call a blonde in the closet?
The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.