Blonde jokes

What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A wine and cheese party!

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ‘n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
Oh no, I’m going to fall again!

How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
There is white out on the screen.

Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
Open 24 hours a day.

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