Old lady at a supermarket

There’s this old lady at a supermarket.

She goes to the produce section.

She’s rummaging around for a while.

Then the Produce Manager sees this and starts talking to her.

Produce Manager: Can I help you ma’am?

Old Lady: I’m trying to find some broccoli.

Produce Manager: We’re out of broccoli at the moment.

The old lady starts rummaging again.

Produce Manager: Can I help you ma’am?

Old Lady: I’m trying to find some broccoli.

Produce Manager: I just told you that we don’t have any at the moment.

The old lady begins rummaging again.

Produce Manager: Can I help you ma’am?

Old Lady: I’m trying to find some broccoli.

Produce Manager: Is there straw in strawberry?

Old Lady: Yes.

Produce Manager: Is there van in vanilla?

Old Lady: Yes.

Produce Manager: Is there freak in broccoli?

Old Lady: There’s no freak in broccoli!

Produce Manager: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!!!

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