One liners

Why are Men like coolers?
Load them with Bud Light, and you can take them anywhere!

does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
Both of them make men start talking nonsense!

What is a rednecks last words?
“HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”

Why don’t Democrats drink?
It interferes with their suffering!

What happens when you cross a gynaecologist drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff Vodka?
a “Pabst Smir!”

What does a ghost drink?
BOO’S

What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in the south?
Open other end.

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