A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION:

A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION:

Dallas ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911–You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R –Allah be Praised!!”

Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711–You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”

Iran Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!”

Pause: Static………….

Saudi Air: ” DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !

Dallas ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”

Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!

WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: “Well bless your hearts. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah ‘hey’ for us — ya hear?

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