A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION:
Dallas ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911–You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”
Saudi Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R –Allah be Praised!!”
Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711–You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”
Iran Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!”
Saudi Air: ” DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !
Dallas ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”
Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: “Well bless your hearts. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah ‘hey’ for us — ya hear?