Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical.
After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following:
“Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old.
There is however, only one problem.
You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese.
I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save any complications in later years.”
She looks sternly at him and says, “I demand a second opinion”.
“OK” he says, “you’re fucking ugly as well!”