Acts 2:38:

One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.’

” The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police.

While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, “Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily.

How come you gave up so quickly?” The robber said, “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”

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