Little Johnny joke: The watch

Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it.

“I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk’s bedroom and then I ran in.

My father gave me a watch to get rid of me.”, replied the little friend.

Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea waited that night until he heard the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then ran into his folk’s bedroom.

“What do you want!”, asked the father gruffly.

“I want a watch!”, said Johnny.

“Well sit down and shut up!”, replied the father.

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