Little Johnny joke : Worms

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol – dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke – dead.
Third worm in sperm – dead.
Fourth worm in soil – alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class – “What can you learn from this experiment.”

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said – “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms.”

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