$50 billion

Submitted by crochetthread

It is a distinguished honour to serve on the Committee to raise $50 billion US Tax Dollars for a monument to Hillary Rodham Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore, until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect her statue in Washington DC, but we were in a quandary as to where it should be placed.

It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place her fabulous statue beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was.

He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.

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One response to “$50 billion

  1. George Washington never told a lie, William J. Clinton never told the truth, whereas Hillary could never tell the difference.
    Why not to placing Hillary side by side with our ex president Susilo Bambang Yudoyono in Indonesia? He is also of Democrat Party. Hahahaha….
    Doing so, USD 50 bio would mean something to addressing the cooperation betterment.

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