What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Cause it said concentrate.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many went down on the Titanic.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
The joystick is wet.