A lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t really bother me too much.
My farts never smell and are always silent.
As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I have been here in your clinic.
You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady comes back and complains,
“Doctor, I don’t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent, stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we have cleared up your nose, lets work on your hearing.”