Teeth

A little boy & a little girl are playing doctor behind a barn.
They are both bear butt naked.
The little boy’s mom comes around the corner, and catches them.

She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him to the house.
Spanking him the whole way.
When they get back to the house she sits him down, and says to the little boy “don’t be messing’ with those little girls.

They got teeth down there, and they’ll bit off anything that get near it.
” Well the little boy grows up still thinking’ this.
He gets to high school.
He falls in love. 17 Years old, and still a virgin.
Now he’s 21, and he asks he’s girl friend to marry him.
Still a virgin. He’s 24, it’s he’s wedding night, and he’s still a virgin.
They go on there honey moon, and now their in bed.
Their foolin’ around. When he gets off he rolls over and turns off the light.
His wife says ” wy, wy, wy, just a minute aren’t we going to have sex? ”
He says “No, my mom done told me about you women, ya’ll got teeth down there. ”
She says “No I don’t, if you don’t believe me turn on the light and look.”
So, he turns on the light and she shows him.
She says “Well?”
He says “No wonder you aint got no teeth, look at the shape your gums are in ”

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