Paddy jokes

Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not
servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a
death trap!
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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath
beach was asked to identify her.

A detective held up the head to which Paddy said “I don’t think that’s
her, she wasn’t that tall!”

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Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours’ dog is barking
like
mad in the garden. Paddy says “To hell with this!” and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks “What did you do
?”
Paddy replies “I’ve put the dog in our garden. Let’s see how they like
it!”
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.
“Be Jeysus!” he said, “I didn’t even know they had mobile phones!”

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