Blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it…

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. “Are you sure it’s mine?”

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A. Get’em on their back and their both fucked.

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A. A blow job with handlebars

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

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