breathalyzer test

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over.

He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel.

There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

He said, ‘I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.’

She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car.

After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, ‘It looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.’

She replied, ‘You mean it shows that, too?’

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